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Superman Demotivational Poster

JEALOUSY - It takes advantage of the best of us

SUPERGIRL - Admit it. You'd burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you

TAGS: supergirl h** superman comics ***y
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

ryedinc - July 13, 2013, 9:06 pm
Lol, that's Enji Night, a Cosplayer. o.o
vilnius - September 21, 2012, 6:21 pm
that's a wig
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:51 am
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:16 pm
Wot you can't spell fank you so you cheat and it upsets a mod an... ah fank it!
Luidavinci - December 16, 2011, 10:31 am
So, who is the model? Great poster! She's gorgeous.
rerun - November 24, 2011, 8:29 am

Kwaru, this is a satire site & comments like yours are not acceptable. One more and you are out. I hope this is very clear to you.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:56 am
I tried to look it up. Didn't find anything on it.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:50 am
f*** you.
Maddness - November 21, 2011, 4:31 pm
oh god but imagine the s*x it would be dangerous... you would die from a crushed pelvis...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2011, 4:05 pm
That's a dude. look it up, his name is Kevin.
Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:37 pm
WOW - she's cute! I mean, really cute. In a serious way.
Hellraizer - November 21, 2011, 6:51 am
I definitely would... Anytime :)

SOCIAL NETWORKING - The risks are more manifold than you would expect. Not only being Spied on the whole time, your laboriously built up identity Could be crushed so rapidly.

TAGS: facebook risks superman
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by viba

Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:04 pm
Yeah, this is why I don't use Facebook or MySpace or any of that stuff.

SUPERMAN - Hasn't inspired anyone since 1993

TAGS: superman
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by Donnie

Zagato - April 18, 2010, 1:43 am
Hippopotosaurus - October 19, 2009, 11:50 am
i've seen a good artist version of this where superman then puts his fist through batman's head for that comment haha. none the less 4L's for you :)
DreMagnum - October 18, 2009, 10:50 pm
then you are too young to be on here, GTFO
AwesomeJeezus - October 18, 2009, 10:50 pm
hey, that's the year i was born!

BATMAN - Lets see if he's got something on his belt for that

BAD DAYS - Even Superman has them

THANKSGIVING - Take the day off from fighting evil Today is turkey day

BATMAN. - He May Be A Wimp. But He Is A Rich Wimp. With Kryptonite.

NARCISSISM - Who does Superman think he is?

THE GLASSES - weren't cutting it anymore. It was time for a new disguise.

INCEST - On planet Krypton it's OK

TAGS: superman supergirl
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Kolin2003

TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:27 am
inc*** - it works reasonably well on game of thrones too!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:01 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:00 pm
If a dude's cousin on earth was Supergirl, I think inc*** would be the last thing on his mind.
The Goat - October 8, 2009, 6:09 pm
"Hit it"? I'm pretty sure she's female...

HEROES - This looks like a job for.... SUPER SQUIRREL!!!

TAGS: squirrel superman
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by curzondax12

agdaniele - October 5, 2010, 1:11 am
He doesn't hide them in the pacific northwest?
Cubbybear - October 4, 2010, 11:22 pm
I remember Secret Squirrel...so that's where he hides his nuts

PAPA SPANK! - A star-spangled spanking.

TAGS: superman wonder woman wonderwoman justice league dc comics d c superhero
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by jalford

jake - August 3, 2009, 8:04 am
art work, eh.... IDEA, niiiiiiice!

EPIPHANIES - Those fleeting moments when your stupidity steps aside for your brilliance.

TAGS: doris superman clark kent fortress solitude funny
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 8:57 am
Superman could eat him and the whole weapon x program and **** out an adamantium memorial to the whole thing.
shtoink - October 2, 2008, 6:36 am
i forgot he was in mrvel and SM was dc... but same theory applies to the marvel universe... since one of his powers is breaking the 4th wall.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:46 am
Deadpool is from a different universe (Marvel) but even if he did, it's a bit hard to see a threat there. Would you ever tell on anyone who could make your head fly into space with the flick of a finger?
shtoink - October 2, 2008, 3:27 am
i wonder if deadpool knows all these guys' scret identities...


FINISH HIM!!! - Anyone Who Thinks That Batman Could Beat Superman In A Fight Is A Retard!!!

TAGS: superman batman fight awesome
Rating: 2.04/5

More motifakes by Jo Jo

xGNAx - November 3, 2009, 3:37 pm
They're both f***ing tanks, but seriously, does anyone read this ****? IT'S f***ING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xGNAx - November 3, 2009, 3:02 pm
No. Batman is smarter, has enough resources, and plenty of money to handle Superman.
ComicGeekGal - August 29, 2009, 9:30 pm
Wow, anyone who thinks this doesn't read comic books. Batman beat Superman without a plan in Hush, could you imagine if he HAD a plan? Obviously, you're a f*cktard if you think that Batman doesn't carry Kyrptonite on his utility belt.
none ya - August 17, 2009, 1:47 pm
it's called kryptonite.
Toussaint - February 23, 2009, 8:22 pm
Superman takes it; no match.
Renee Pussman - February 23, 2009, 6:26 pm
Yeah, and then after Superman recovered he lazer eye'd the f*** out of that faggot Batman. Shut the f*** up joey, you don't know anything you f***ing ***k squeezer.
joey - February 23, 2009, 1:04 pm
batman did beat superman the joker controlled superman with red kryptonite then batman beat the **** out of him
Renee Pussman - January 26, 2009, 6:55 pm
Hey john doe... Shut the f*** up!
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:46 am
and im not directing this to the motifake mafia btw..so no puting a hit out on me god d*** it.im yall's underling.lmao.yall's padawan.lmao.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:45 am
lmao...acually i just wanted to jump in on the drama,hate being left out.and u f***bags can say wut u want about me,all talk,no play.thats wut u are.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:43 am
ohh,least i forget the douchebags(not u overlord) who say there just cartoons...yeah no **** einstien,the thing is,its a fun topic to talk about.keyword,FUN! ***kCHEESE'S.we get the fact there not real.do you?
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:39 am
anyway...f***'em both...chuck norris beat's them both...OMG,im on the norris bandwagen now,lmao.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:38 am
WOW!..you put up a poster of superman beating up batman,and man,will it start some drama.lmao.
poope - October 29, 2008, 4:09 pm
Overlord Douchebag - October 29, 2008, 11:33 am
We're on childish provocations already?
poope - October 29, 2008, 11:18 am
You know what? You are all Faggots! hahaha, eat **** you stupid f*** faces!
mortoth - October 28, 2008, 8:12 pm
of course superman could beat batman hes got every power under the god d***ed sun and thats why superman sucks hes boreing
your child again - October 28, 2008, 4:22 pm
Yes, "be should' have. Dumbf*** ****sucker, eat my a**, lick out my filthy diseased anus dripping with pus, and die like the sheepf***ing dip**** you are, you pile of poope!
poope - October 28, 2008, 11:34 am
Hey poope and treners' illegitimate child, be should have aborted you!
poope and treners' illegitmate child - October 27, 2008, 6:20 pm
My parents are dumbasses.
Overlord Douchebag - October 27, 2008, 5:52 pm
Yes, that's lovely. Go see RONSART for your Card to get out. Have a nice day.
poope - October 27, 2008, 5:24 pm
hey overlord... f*** you too.
Overlord Douchebag - October 26, 2008, 7:26 pm
poope and Treners, please see RONSART for your Cards. I suggest you use them.
Treners - October 26, 2008, 7:06 pm
Poor, poor poope. Obvious Oedipus Complex.
poope - October 26, 2008, 4:52 pm
No dumb ****. By causing massive internal bleeding from the blunt force of my ***k smashing down on you. You have never even had *** before Treners, and you probably never will. so you can go f*** yourself
Treners - October 23, 2008, 6:17 pm
Hey, you just named everyone else that was there f***ing your Mom with me! As for your ***k, what are you talking about? Lethal injection with that teeny needle???
poope - October 23, 2008, 5:36 pm
Treners, The only time you have ever had *** is with your hand, your brother, or your dog you faggot, so don't act like you are all cool. And I wish I could find you. I would kill you with my ***k!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 1:13 pm
Hold on a motherf***ing second here! "Batman is superior in every way"??? Let's see them both fly through the sun and see who's smiling afterwards. Bats is awesome, to be sure, but Superman is the godd*** Superman!
LogicDude - October 23, 2008, 1:03 pm
You want to find me poope? Go look in your Mom's room...I'm the one wearing the Batman mask and Superman cape f***ing your Mom in the a**.
poope - October 23, 2008, 11:47 am
Hey Treners, f*** you! You stupid piece of ****. Eat a fat ***k and then choke on it you b****. I would kill you if I knew who you were.
Treners - October 22, 2008, 5:42 pm
Seriously, who f***ing cares about who could beat who? They're fictional characters. Get a life, for f***s sake.
Renee - October 22, 2008, 4:42 pm
Seriously, YOU are such a f*** face. Batman could NOT beat Superman. f***ing idiot. And Supes has beaten Batman before many times. f*** you stupid f***er
Jebus2099 - October 21, 2008, 10:05 pm
Who ever posted this is the real retard! It has been proven time and time again that Batman is superior in every way and could take down not only Superman but almost everyone else in the JLA. If you want proof read "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns" and th
pro - October 16, 2008, 3:19 am
OD: thanks for your concern about my a**! But go easy on the MotiFatwa, eh? MWLF: you're welcome! RON: you know how to spoil a boy! I hope you're a ***y nurse with big bre***s and a red box...
RON - October 16, 2008, 2:05 am
Overlord Douchebag - October 16, 2008, 12:52 am
No, but I can put one out now. Whoever removes pro from Motifake for all eternity gets spared from the Nightmare Realm. So..Hurry up, chop chop.
Johnny - October 16, 2008, 12:41 am
Wow.. Pro, inviting the wrath of the motifake.com mafia. Anyone have a contract out on him?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:21 am
I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, pro can lick my anus and then write an essay about how its the best out of all the anii he's ever tasted. nah, no hard feelings. :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:19 am
-- clothes, so you smell like piss and bile. And then the victim finally dies and he ****s himself, so you smell **** and piss and bile, and then you notice your shoelace is untied. Some days, huh?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:18 am
Thank you, Pro, for the spelling correction! Gee whiz I hate to make mistakes. It's almost as annoying as when you're killing a guy, and you've prepared for the blood everywhere, and then suddenly there's piss and bile everywhere, and it gets on your cl
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 10:22 pm
I can honestly say I never have been, Porcelina. And it's not something I want to experience. I may be an Overlord of unfathomable douchebaggery, but I have my limits.
Roamer - October 15, 2008, 9:50 pm
In Soviet Russia girl ra** you. ^_^
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:35 pm
Oh, don't act like you've never been invaded by p**** creature from the dark beyond
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 9:23 pm
I'm not angry, I just don't want your dumb a** getting us invaded by p**** creatures from the dark beyond.
pro - October 15, 2008, 9:08 pm
Nah, I'm not surprised.
pro - October 15, 2008, 9:08 pm
Has anybody ever told you you look charming when you're angry, OD?
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 8:39 pm
Go suck a ***k, pro. MWLF could call down an invasion of countless Multi-p****-ed beasts from beyond the stars. Do you REALLY want to piss him off?
pro - October 15, 2008, 7:11 pm
MWLF: it's spelled "etiquette". (You faggot hoover f***er, go eat **** and die.)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2008, 6:04 pm
Ahh, the genteel manners and loquacious ettiquette of the internet!
renee - October 15, 2008, 4:28 pm
Ummm, who asked you faggot face? Why don't you go eat **** and die.
LilGerm - October 15, 2008, 4:00 pm
ANYONE who argues about the fighting skills of fictional characters is...well, you know the rest!

WRONG!!!!! - A guy who has bullets bouncing off his eyeballs doesn't need a shield!

TAGS: superman captain america thor dc comics marvel comic book
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by fineline

P0TaT0King - June 11, 2010, 1:33 pm
Why is marvel and DC mixing wtf is up with this picture

CROSSOVERS - "I'm stronger!" "No, I'm stronger!

TAGS: superman the incredible hulk d c comics marvel crossover crossovers
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by jalford

forseti - July 8, 2010, 4:26 am
Charlie Sheen is Superman?!?
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:21 am
...not that there's anything wrong with that... ;)
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:21 am
I know a g** guy with this mural painted on his wall..........he's 26
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 9:16 am
I know a kid with this mural painted on his bedroom wall...................he's 6



TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?

FLYING - Just Throw Yourself At The Ground As Hard As You Can And Miss

TAGS: 42 superman superheroes hitchhiker
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by Zed

lightquake - January 4, 2010, 2:00 pm
:( Comic book reference? You think this is a comic book reference? Forget about your parents' basement, you live in a CAVE.
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 6:19 pm
I'd be great at flying, but I'm just too d*** accurate!
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:40 am
Wow Zed. You attack others and accuse them of "living in your parents' basement" and your number one is a comic book reference. You really shouldn't judge others lives based on your own.
Beerbeforetheend - April 16, 2009, 11:13 am
Incredible how easy some Motifakers outrace all the Stuff that usually is nailed to the Wall... Great Pic, great Hitchhikerreference
RandomGeek - March 4, 2009, 2:38 am
Awesome reference. 5 lions


THIS - is the son of Jor-El

TAGS: steve jobs superman jor el
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by joeprimo

tellitlikeitis - August 29, 2011, 8:55 pm
Wow, he certainly made his trillions.
joeprimo - August 29, 2011, 8:07 pm
hoorays for my first motifake, ynuk yunk
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 9:12 pm
Old 5chool 5uperman reference, Nice.

FOLLOW YOUR DREAM - Never mind if people laugh at you.

TAGS: superman
Rating: 3.77/5

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Mic - December 18, 2010, 11:41 am
supper man

SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!

TAGS: superman shakespeare idiot batman actors embarrassing
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:45 pm
I'm watching IP addys... only seems to be a few.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
I had picked up on it a little bit, but I didn't realize it was a pandemic.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
Only a few... you notice them when number of votes are relatively low. I figure it's some jaded seedlings... although I've seen some poster-less timmys lurking lately, too.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:41 pm
Have been for days now, Haar... haven't noticed? There's a few behind tyhe scenes 1L-ing most everything.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Another diamond. Were the timmies out in force today?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:44 pm
LMFAO! 5 S's

SUPERMAN - Faster than a speeding bullet. Can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Can run through plate glass..BONK..well two out of three ain't bad.

TAGS: superman
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Doug

SUPER POWERS - Joey learned earlier that gravity was no match for him

BATMAN - Chuck Norris is next!

TAGS: batman superman
Rating: 2.5/5

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Ryan - October 28, 2008, 2:38 am
what movie is that off of?
Toussaint - September 3, 2008, 8:35 pm
Please! Superman is taking a nap fighting batman.
Zaknafeiin - July 11, 2008, 1:57 pm
Batman 3: Death by Sodomy

IF THIS IS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE... - ...then I'd hate to see the Avengers.

TAGS: dc comics batman superman green lantern question arrow wonder woman superheros
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by 13rian

Mega48man - May 11, 2011, 8:14 pm
batman looks epic as hell
Acey - May 15, 2009, 3:39 pm
Yeah but what's up with SuperFlab
zagato - May 4, 2009, 11:14 pm
the green arrow is not that bad




TAGS: liberals heros superman batman wonder woman conservatives can change and will be welcomed to the righteous side
Rating: 3.31/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 1:07 am
was there a hutch....or a side table?.....I really get off on side tables.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:03 am
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:02 am
she just put n like a two hour tease session with amina
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 12:58 am
Stripping what?......Paint?, Lacquer?...A nice antique armoire?
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:51 am
Heven = Hedonist Heaven
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:50 am
And I'll be on The Heven Channel, stripping. ;)
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:37 am
BTW, see ya in hell. I'll be there striping the flesh from the bones of Timmys.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:36 am
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:35 am
JK. I have a Catholic friend so I can make these jokes and only get punched in the face half the time.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:34 am
thing of the past." Whew. The blasphemy just flew from from me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:33 am
There's a joke I could make here, but I fear I might go to hell...What are the chances? Here it goes! "I thought NAMBLA was simply a less popular addition to Catholic church. Innovative, because their intentions are in the open, and thus...transfers are a
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:23 am
You mean they're not the same people?? I gotta do some better research. ha
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:17 am
I think you're mistaking liberals for NAMBLA. jk
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:16 am
I dunno, he runs around the city at night in tights with an underage boy in underoos? Sounds pretty liberal to me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:03 am
Batman isn't a liberal! He's a venture capitalist!
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:01 am
I am being super-cereal!
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:01 pm
They have to save us from Man-Bear-Pig!
Gort - August 14, 2009, 2:37 pm
Batman is a Liberal? You really are sh**gunning Teh 0ne's Kool-Aid aren't you?
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:00 am
And I almost thought I'd found my side :(
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 11:07 am
Can we find out which ones are bulletproof? Soon?
mrawesomo - May 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
it's heroes not heros
Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
Liberals + "Heros" = 1
HAHA - April 2, 2009, 9:44 pm
Hector - March 23, 2009, 12:07 pm
Heroes with two E's. Did I miss the grammar/spelling memo? I know I've missed some.
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:14 am
I enjoy good debate and appreciate your point of view as well. Thanks for being one of the few who don't lash out with "racist" at the drop of the hat. I'm tired of that BS. It seems to be the defense used by Timmys all over the site.
RONSART - January 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Made me lol...and then had to quit sitting around in my underwear while on Motifake...you too, make me laugh sir...even though we,re probably 180 degrees apart...keep up the good fight...your ideas do make me think...thanks!
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:01 am
Yea, I had some inspiration there for a while. What's your opinion of the underwear zing?
RONSART - January 24, 2009, 11:52 pm
Thanks WTFO...just trying to keep up with you Conservatives...lol
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 11:41 pm
Okay, Ron. That was funny as hell. Kudos, bud.
RON - January 24, 2009, 6:33 pm
CUBBY...did,nt you get the memo?...Batman voted for the Dark Democrat...lol
Cubbybear - January 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
The Dark Knight is not a liberal
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:16 pm
Ah the arrogance and naivety of liberals. Thinking they have supernatural powers to "save the world" because they know what's best for mere mortals. The truth is they're not better or smarter than others, they just like to run around in their underwear.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 4:52 pm
Well that WOULD explain how their enemies always get away...what with the soft approach to crime and all.

SUPERMAN FAIL - Where were you on that one, huh?

TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational superman 9 11
Rating: 2.98/5

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Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:16 am
Not only not funny but in extremely poor taste. 1 failed lion cub for you Nero.
Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 9:13 am
A lot posters on this website are funny. This one sure as hell isn't.
Toussaint - June 29, 2009, 1:08 am
Not funny or whatever it was supposed to be, at all.
WTFO - June 29, 2009, 12:34 am
3000 people died on that day. I don't think it's funny when some geek makes a tie in to the mass death of innocents and a cartoon. Freedom of speech I guess, I just don't find humor in it.
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 12:19 am
Dude i dont get you people. This is full of lol.
Bob Chin - November 26, 2008, 1:56 pm
notlol.... Ah the irony, hence I lold. Motifake...Demotivational can be sad. That's why I love this rollercoaster of a website.
notlol - November 26, 2008, 2:28 am
I think 90% of these posters fail at making anybody laugh
Claire - November 25, 2008, 2:08 pm
Well seeing as Superman fails anyway, AND he's a fictional character, this poster isn't even funny in an "I'm going to Hell" way; it's not even relevant to anything.
DetectiveArcher - September 16, 2008, 9:54 pm
A failure? Possibly. Has no respect for his country? Maybe. Pretty friggin hilarious? Definitely.
RubberDucky - August 7, 2008, 12:53 am
Wow who ever made this is a failure and if you live in the US you have no respect for your country.
Zed - August 4, 2008, 9:06 pm
Well, according to the movie, he was off in space, thanks to Lex Luthor and some well-bribed Astronomers.
Shtoink - August 1, 2008, 2:57 am
prolly off saving his peice of a** in metropolis

HULA HOOPS - Apparently They're Badass On Krypton

DAMN! - That "Super Matador" from Krypton takes all the fun out of Bullfighting!

The Writing's On The Wall -

TAGS: nemesis batman superman superhero grafitti
Rating: 4.77/5

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Greybeard - July 7, 2014, 11:06 pm
Thank you :)
MissPriss - July 7, 2014, 1:43 am
Bahaha and 5L of my famous teehees.


TAGS: resolve superman truth justice
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Coombsy007 - January 9, 2012, 11:14 am
How dare you! Superman will never die! :-Þ
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 6:52 am
super man retires. he just wears the suit to remember the glory days.

Superman Vs Stalin -

WE KNOW - We were trying not to laugh the whole time.

BATMAN VS SUPERMAN - This fight would be so much more epic if the winner wasn't determined by a green rock.

SUPERMAN VS JEDI - most epic battle since Zidane vs Materazzi

TAGS: superman jedi
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by matthew

LogicDude - June 23, 2009, 3:00 pm
Hold on...I'll just roll this 20-sided die and...
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:49 am
Not to mention the highest power.... water damage.
Preacher Man - June 23, 2009, 12:47 am
This would actually be a close fight. Remember, Superman is vulnerable to magic, and Jedi/Sith force manipulation counts as magic. The sabers wouldn't hurt him at first, but some Force Lightning could weaken him so the sabers would actually hurt him.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 11, 2008, 11:41 pm
Superman could eat a light saber for breakfast. Also, flying beats jumping really well.

THE BLUES - Let someone else save the day for a change.

dear isis -

TAGS: superman america
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 16, 2014, 6:32 am

you can, but then you'd get a nasty pm from us mods warning you about cheating the system blah blah blah. :)
Greybeard - October 16, 2014, 12:23 am
I wish I could like this 100 times. :)

Batman v Superman -

TAGS: batman superman chuck norris movie
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - April 28, 2015, 12:37 am
5L love it! You should post it over at remake as well.
concern3 - April 27, 2015, 4:23 am
excellent a 5er

HOLD ON... - If Superman was wearing glasses, wouldn't he just be Clark Kent?

TAGS: superhero superman clark kent
Rating: 3.92/5

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spypengen - May 6, 2012, 7:26 pm
5L for the mind bomb
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 7:18 pm
Thanks for the chuckle!

SUPERMAN YOU IDIOT - No one can throw a kid that high; your covers blown!!

TAGS: superman baby high bad idiot
Rating: 3.86/5

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zoomer296 - March 9, 2013, 7:53 pm
I love it when a grammar nazi fails.
zazale - June 13, 2011, 10:01 am
LOL Grammar FAIL.. I can't believe I missed that one!!
RexyD - June 13, 2011, 5:34 am
That's "grammar"
the1stCOMMI3 - June 12, 2011, 4:37 pm
grammer *cover's blown* 5till, pretty funny

SUPERMAN - When they called you a strange visitor from another planet, they weren't kidding!

TAGS: superman spanking woman jerk
Rating: 3.43/5

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HAL8999 - April 24, 2010, 8:47 pm
Possibly Kryptonese has no word corresponding to 'for*****'?
LogicDude - October 6, 2009, 10:36 am
But why leave now? You SEE her playing with her hair, I think she's just getting started!

'70S SUPERMAN - Because he's super cool! Can ya dig it you jive turkey?


TAGS: obama superman power character test adversity
Rating: 3.23/5

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Cheeseman - June 22, 2009, 6:01 am
I really f***ing like this one, nice pic and quote. 5 lions

PRESIDENT LUTHOR? - How stoned were the Americans of the DC Universe?!

TAGS: president lex luthor superman action comics metropolis smallville dc comics d c
Rating: 1.75/5

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agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:57 am
the dude, we no longer allow any political posters or conversation here... we've created a sister site - politifake.org - where you'll find plenty of receptive users. Thank you!
the dude - April 18, 2010, 12:55 am
Least he did a better job than what obama's doing
Hypercat-Z - July 30, 2009, 6:48 am
Was Nixon any better?
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm
Don't look at me, I voted for the Joker. "Vote For Me, Or I'll Kill You" pwns "Change You Can Believe In" any day of the week!
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:12 pm
Oh, come on. With some of the people the real world has elected (opinion varied by your political affiliation), is it any wonder a powerful & rich white man with a past gets elected?

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS - Live out their superman fantasies from skyscrapers

Supercage -

KARAOKE - Who knew Superman was such a big Paula Abdul fan?

BATMAN - "Look at the time!! My stories are on!!"

PINK POWER - The big secret? She's not using mind control!

TAGS: star sapphire superman lois lane jimmy olsen green lantern
Rating: 2.56/5

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sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:23 am
TheTrashHeap: Shut the hell up and mind your own d*** business!
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 8:26 am
Wait maybe it's this one!

SUPERMAN - You so wanted to be him when you were a kid. Now you are a grown up. And your're just being ridiculous.

LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! - It's a Bird... It's a Plane...


TAGS: muhammad ali comics boxing superman
Rating: 4.15/5

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Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Amsome Bart! 5L
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:28 pm
Who are you kidding? You inspired the BC comic!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 6:23 pm

whoa...dating myself...i actually had this comic as a kid.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:22 pm


TAGS: superman
Rating: 3.21/5

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SUPERMAN - The world's most amazing cross dresser

ZOMBIE SUPERMAN - No one can save you now

PAT BOONE - Superman's greatest foe

KINGDOM COME: THE MOVIE - Okay, I'll admit. I wanna see this!


TAGS: superman 2013 dy2012
Rating: 5/5

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dy2012 - December 23, 2012, 8:28 am
thanks rerun...happy holidays guys!
rerun - December 17, 2012, 7:59 pm

Love this
dy2012 - December 17, 2012, 10:34 am
ty RL
Reality Lord - December 17, 2012, 7:43 am

divorce lawyers...they can do this. nicely done. this crosses over into the artistic side of the side. not sure how well it will do here but nicely done.

superman instructions -

Why...Huh? -

TAGS: superman defenses question bullets guns
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 12, 2014, 7:23 pm
& his mom's leotards under them...thanks Jesus!
JesusWept - July 12, 2014, 2:58 pm
Irrational behavior. What can one expect from a guy who wears his underpants on the outside? L L L L L

Married with superman -

Bang Bang -

TAGS: superman batman dc tension bad jokes
Rating: 4.75/5

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Reality Lord - July 8, 2014, 9:27 am

link here... http://whatculture.com/comics/10-comics-read-batman-vs-superman-movie.php/11 oh...and btw, who wouldn't want a human with no real powers kicking the snot out of an invincible alien. go earth :)
Reality Lord - July 8, 2014, 9:25 am

the battle has already been fought. three guesses who wins...."“I want you to remember, Clark, in all the years to come, in all your most private moments … I want you to remember my hand at your throat. I want you to remember the one man who beat you.”
Greybeard - July 7, 2014, 11:30 pm
Ha ha ha. Wonderfully funny and 5L worthy. :)

antidepressants -

Clark Kent... Superman...Clark Kent....Superman... -

KRYPTONIAN ANATOMY - To her dismay, Lois Lane discovered that female kryptonians had the same genitalia as the males- only bigger

TAGS: lois lane ursa shemale kryptonian superman
Rating: 4.18/5

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440wakeup - August 3, 2010, 10:32 pm
Bring it on I've always had a thing for that KRYPTONIAN

Hans Zimmer -

TAGS: music john williams danny elfman alan silvestri superman
Rating: 3.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2014, 11:27 pm
I'm just saying it's despicable using a foghorn as the main and only instrument in a music soundtrack. Seriously, what the hell is that about?!? It could be argued that this is "his style", but what he makes still isn't music.

FROM CLARK KENT TO SUPERMAN - What happens in the phone booth STAYS in the phone booth.

SUPERMAN - He was quite the hooligan in his day

TAGS: superman
Rating: 3.67/5

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Weapon X - April 10, 2010, 9:31 pm
I agree...NICE
Dr. Rusak - January 11, 2010, 4:45 pm
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 4:43 pm
one of your better ones. 5L

incognito -

TAGS: superman clark kent
Rating: 3.5/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 7:40 pm
Not Lon Chaney, that's for sure!
JesusWept - December 6, 2013, 7:03 pm
He wears his underpants on the outside. That distracts the attention from his face XD

EMOS - Even Superman deals with them.

SUPER COLON BLOW - How many bowls of your bran cereal do you think you have to eat to equal the bran in just 1 bowl of ours?

TAGS: superman
Rating: 3.42/5

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Lyon - April 12, 2009, 9:50 pm
Lyon - April 12, 2009, 9:49 pm


TAGS: off superman
Rating: 3.35/5

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Guest091 - July 26, 2009, 9:37 am
Well, this at least proves Batman isn't g** at all. Probably bi, but not g**. lol

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT... - ... so here's a picture of Superman babbling incoherently

TAGS: superman
Rating: 3.33/5

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TAGS: superman superhero super man
Rating: 3.23/5

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rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 5:42 pm
Ahh, but he just renounced his US citizenship. Now what?
SonGuido - July 10, 2010, 1:15 pm
I've always wondered as a single father, Does Superman have to make back-payments for 5 years of child support, and does he get visitation right?
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 1:17 pm
And a completely fictional character.
Anonymous2 - July 3, 2010, 12:41 pm
Well, considering he didn't really cross any borders before landing in Smallville, KS, and the Kents adopting him legally, he's a legal U.S. citizen.

THE “S” -

TAGS: s superman batman
Rating: 3.08/5

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LogicDude - January 10, 2009, 2:02 pm
"And how exactly do we KNOW he is a Witch?" Sorry...a Monty Python quote was demanded in this case!
Elder God Douchebag - January 10, 2009, 1:22 pm
Because Superman is a ***k.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 10, 2009, 12:34 pm
It's pretty awful of Superman. He could stand any punishment given to a sorceror/witch, and then escape, too. Batman, unfortunately, can burn in a fire. What am I talking about, why doesn't Superman just fly them away??!!

Goku Still Wins -

TAGS: goku superman alien anime dc
Rating: 3/5

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Silverheart - September 7, 2013, 4:13 pm
Your just jealous of my smooth moves. Left and right and left and *jazz hands* it's not that hard.
lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 10:44 am

I understand that moderator is a really nice guy. Funny dancer, though...
Silverheart - September 7, 2013, 1:22 am
I know the moderator from AnimeOtakus really well (he's me)... and yes, this'd fit right in. And it's even a poem, very cool.
lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 12:36 am

This would fit at Anime Otakus, too. Nice poster.

VISITING - i said you can visit i didnt say you can stay

JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED - Holy shit! That's alot of heroes!

FURTHER PROOF - You suck at Photoshop

TAGS: slam superman ph**oshop suck fail
Rating: 2.41/5

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Adam - June 14, 2009, 9:30 pm
In bad taste, but d*** funny.
Mark - February 24, 2009, 11:21 am
First poster was in poor taste. The tunnel of course = 1 I only wish it could be less.

MASS RETARDATION - I'm sure I'm sensing it.

TAGS: retardation superman evil kinevile
Rating: 2.22/5

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Dylan - July 26, 2009, 11:28 pm
down syndrom is just another word for f***ing funny as hell.
Fatty - December 17, 2008, 4:55 pm
ah hahahahahaha! I LOL'd so hard i think I pissed myself
LogicDude - December 17, 2008, 2:01 pm
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays...(and it's Wednesday!)...don't be such a Downer.
RRCCmom - December 17, 2008, 12:06 pm
Actually he has Downs Syndrome, so that makes you an a**.

WONDER WOMAN - Can't this foo get other roles?

HEY YOU - In the clown suit... Get your head outta the cloud

SPOILER - It turns out he's an alien

TAGS: superman
Rating: 1.66/5

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Amaterasu - September 13, 2008, 9:19 pm
Not much of a spoiler. We know that from the very beginning

BATMAN - Has no Limits!

TAGS: batman superman
Rating: 1.63/5

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Bulgy McPackage - July 2, 2008, 9:32 am
A very special moment between Batman and Superman, just before their groundbreaking and legendary first kiss.


KRYPTON KUTZ - Because sometimes Super Cuts just isn't enough...

TAGS: superman
Rating: 1.27/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 23, 2008, 5:25 pm
And yes, I'm a nerd, and yes, I grew up reading DC more than Marvel ( I always thought that Jack Kirby art from Marvel made everyone's skin look like it was shiny metal. I didn't get it at the time.)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 23, 2008, 5:24 pm
-- that 'just happened' to be shaped right to fit in eyeglass frames. (this after he accidentally melted his glasses in class one day). There were lots of these 'amazing coincidences' back in the old days of Superman.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 23, 2008, 5:22 pm
I believe it was a fragment of the spaceship his parents sent him to earth in. It 'just happened' to be curved enough to focus his heat vision enough. Likewise, his glasses were made from pieces of glass from the spacecraft's windshield--
RnR - September 23, 2008, 4:05 pm
he uses a special mirror to reflect a very focused thin beam from his heatrays to cut (burn?). I know it sounds weaird, but there you have it... DC comic 1978 (or 79)
Drenix - September 23, 2008, 3:37 pm
...and we're still wondering about what you know...
RnR - September 8, 2008, 10:21 am
I know the answer to that one, it was actually in one of the "old" DC comics in the mid-late '70
Shtoink - September 8, 2008, 1:31 am
this makes me wonder how superman got his haircut... or saved for that matter

spoiler alert -

Trust -

TAGS: superman trust comics
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2015, 11:45 pm
Awwwwwwwe! Ugh! The boy never had a chance!

You are who you choose to be. -

TAGS: iron giant superman hope
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 12, 2015, 1:06 pm
Ah....the delusionary lies our parents taught us! I want to be Silver Surfer! LOL! 5 L


TAGS: batman versus superman
Rating: 4.4/5

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concern3 - October 11, 2015, 8:41 am
Batman is not a super hero